Saliva Collection Tool for Medical & Dental Use

I originally bought Salival in 2000 for $35. I graduated from high school in 2001 and moved to another state... I had the CD in a CD wallet (remember those things?) but the rest of the box set was left behind. When I came home, it was gone. Just bought it again, brand new still in the manufacturer's shrink wrap for $200.00... I wont leave this one behind...When It arrived, in great condition, I shouted "I am complete!" (Like the devil on Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny) and my wife became angry... all this time (13 years) she thought that she completed me. But Jerry Maguire wasn't a Tool fan... just a tool. Real people with depth require more than another person to be complete.